Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
I got shit to do
i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.
|family member:||he was a great father and husband who was also the best professional wre-|
|*ROCK MUSIC STARTS*|
|*MAN IN SPANDEX AND A CAPE ENTERS*|
|wrestlers former opponent :||WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL BEST WRESTLER WAS AND I CHALLENGE YOUR CORPSE THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT 8/7 CENTRAL ONLY ON USA|
spent four hours collecting centipedes to fight each other only to realize they just run around like a bunch of fucking idiots when you open the box. anyway i dumped them in my sisters birthday cake and
sorry my wifi cut off. she’s dead