professional recreational ultimate frisbee player
hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

neyruto:

i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.

fstw:

timetrades:

fstw:

cerlys:

fstw:

I don’t get it

Vlad look closely

I don’t get it

his fingers don’t move off his shoulders when he moves his hand away omg

I don’t get it

fstw:

timetrades:

fstw:

cerlys:

fstw:

I don’t get it

Vlad look closely

I don’t get it

his fingers don’t move off his shoulders when he moves his hand away omg

I don’t get it

*at a pro wrestlers funeral*

family member: he was a great father and husband who was also the best professional wre-
*FLASHING LIGHTS*
*ROCK MUSIC STARTS*
*MAN IN SPANDEX AND A CAPE ENTERS*
wrestlers former opponent : WE ALL KNOW WHO THE REAL BEST WRESTLER WAS AND I CHALLENGE YOUR CORPSE THIS MONDAY NIGHT AT 8/7 CENTRAL ONLY ON USA

bombing:

retcum:

bombing:

spent four hours collecting centipedes to fight each other only to realize they just run around like a bunch of fucking idiots when you open the box. anyway i dumped them in my sisters birthday cake and

And what?

sorry my wifi cut off. she’s dead

 
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